Boobs are the latest obsession around our house. I'm not sure where the kids picked up this terminology but they have definitely been practicing using it lately. Here are a few examples of conversations around our home of late:I was getting into the shower and Mikey barged in on me ...
Mom: Oh please close the door Mikey
Mikey: Why? Because your BOOBS are showing?
Mom: Yes, Mikey, they are my private parts please don't talk like that.
Mikey ("whispering" as he runs down the hall): Hey Lexi, let's go into the bathroom and look at mom's BOOBS
Conversation with Mikey a few days later ...
Mikey: Hey Mom, so number one doesn't come out of your boob private parts does it?
Mom (trying not to laugh): No Mikey nothing comes out of them
Mikey: Ok, and number two only comes out of your behind right?
Mom: Yep, that's how it works.
And the grand finale, Lexi playing with two naked barbie dolls touching boob to boob ...
Barbie #1: Oh yes we both have nipples
Barbie #2: My nipples are REALLY big
Barbie #1: I just have tiny nipples. They are SOOOOO tiny. Nice tiny nipples.
Is this normal?
So just how big ARE your hooters?! j/k Your post made me laugh so hard.
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